Privacy Policy

The Boring Stuff

Our main priority at is the privacy of our visitors.

Okay, that may be a bit of an overstatement. While it is important, it may not exactly be our main priority. Our main priority is obviously wasting a lot of time, followed by selling enough swag to get our next beer. So privacy may be our third...or fourth priority. Maybe not our main priority, but it's up there.

How about this? One of our main priorities at is the privacy of our visitors. There, much better.

This Privacy Policy document contains types of information that is collected and recorded by and how we use it.

If you have additional questions or require more information about our Privacy Policy, do not hesitate to contact us at

This privacy policy applies only to our online activities and is valid for visitors to our website with regards to the information that they shared and/or collect. This policy is not applicable to any information collected offline or via channels other than this website.

Information we collect

The personal information that you are asked to provide, and the reasons why you are asked to provide it, will be made clear to you at the point we ask you to provide your personal information.

If you purchase a product from this website we will request only the information required process, fulfill, and deliver the items purchased.

If you register for an Account on the site, we may ask for your contact information, including items such as name, address, email address, and telephone number.

If you contact us directly, we may receive additional information about you such as your name, email address, phone number, the contents of the message and/or attachments you may send us, and any other information you may choose to provide.

Why We Collect Your Data

  • Provide, operate, and maintain our website
  • Process and track any merchandise purchases
  • Improve, personalize, and expand our website
  • Understand and analyze how visitors use our website
  • Develop new products, services, features, and functionality
  • Communicate with you, including for customer service, to provide you with updates and other information relating to the website, and for marketing and promotional purposes
  • Send you emails
  • Find and prevent fraud

Log Files follows a standard procedure of using log files. These files log visitors when they visit websites. All hosting companies do this and a part of hosting services' analytics. The information collected by log files include internet protocol (IP) addresses, browser type, Internet Service Provider (ISP), date and time stamp, referring/exit pages, and possibly the number of clicks. These are not linked to any information that is personally identifiable. The purpose of the information is for analyzing trends, administering the site, tracking users' movement on the website, and gathering demographic information.

Safeguarding and Securing the Data is committed to securing your data and keeping it confidential. has done all in its power to prevent data theft, unauthorized access, and disclosure by implementing the latest technologies and software, which help us safeguard all the information we collect online. does not collect or retain any credit card or payment information on our servers. All purchases are securely processed by a third-party processor (see Third-Party vendors below).

Third-Party Vendors utilizes the services of two third-party vendors, Stripe and ShipStation. Stripe is used to process all online payments and ShipStation is used to process USPS shipping. Any information you provide for the purchase and delivery of a product from this site will be shared with those vendors for the sole purpose of processing the order.

No third-party advertisers are utilized on


Like any other website, uses ‘cookies'. These cookies are used to store information including visitors' preferences, registration or login status, shopping cart items, and checkout status.

Sharing of Data will not lease, sell or distribute your personal information to any third parties. We might have to do so if the law forces us, so try not to break the law.

Removing Your Personal Data

At some point, you might wish to remove the personal data you provided to if you registered for an account. To do so please send an email requesting that your account be deleted and we will do so. When your account is deleted all personal information will be removed from our servers.

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